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Posted by hogabeast - August 3rd, 2009


After being sucked into the newgrounds community by my bud, Phobotech, I've got a few opinions about it...

1. Every other flash has something to do with mario, sonic, video games, hentai, or stick fights. I'm sorry to say it, but that shit gets old. Fast. Is this because 73.2% of newgrounds users don't know what the touch of a woman feels like? (By the way, 56.77452984% of statistics are made up on the spot.)

2. Something needs to be done about the spammers. Moderators, do what you must. (Starve a pig long enough and they'll eat any, and i do mean ANY evidence you may, or may not need to get rid of.)

3. Why can't we blow the wistle on flashes that made it though review? Not everyone who watches flashes under review is going to care enough to blow the wistle to try and help clean up newgrounds.

4. Being a Communist, this probably pisses me off more than most others. There seems to be a lot of people on newgrounds that consider themselves to be communists. I think this is bull shit because it seems most of these people don't even understand what communism is. Probably just a bunch of 13 year olds trying to look cool.

5. Why do people submit incomplete flashes? If you submit something to the portal and you state that it's not complete, why submit it in the first place? I usually blam these.

6. People need to be a little harsher on voting. There's a lot of stuff that gets through that nobody will ever care to watch, ever. Let's say someone submits a flash that's a loop of a giant cock being waved in a circle; and as we all know, everyone on newgrounds enjoys a nice big cock. This gigantic cock that's only capable of doing 360s is most likely going to pass judgement. No matter the quality of that nice big cock, it's got a pretty good chance of passing judgement; becasue as we all know, we here on newgrounds love the cock. Has anyone ever given some thought as to why this cock is doing what it's doing? I would blam such a submission, not because i dislike cock, but because i want to know more about it. Where did this glorious cock come from, with all of it's veiny goodness? Why is it windmilling in my face? Put a story behind it or something. Make flashes more interesting. If those questions were answered by the flash, it'd be more likely to get a better score from me. Did i mention how much newgrounds users love cock? Anyways, people need to be harsher voters in order to filter out more of the crap that gets submitted.


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We shall bring about swift judgment to spinning cock flashes then...

...but Mario vs. Sonic sprite flashes are getting 5'd. THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH OF THEM.

who has two thumbs, hates sprites, mario flashes, and sonic flashes? THIS GUY!

Yeah, "a nice big cock". That reminded me of Tyler Durden, I gotta watch fight club now...

you do that. you watch the fuck out of that movie. flesh bag.

I agree...we should remain cynical on what we're being spoon-fed. Mediocrity should not become the median of entertainment, regardless of it's history and what's been popular, or what's easier to do.

The only constant is change.

A couple of nights ago, I ate an entire plate of hashbrowns covered in onions, ham, cheese and jalepenos. These jalepenos were really fucking hot. Prior to my dining experience, I had been drinking large amounts of beer and rum. The next morning, I had woken up farting up a storm. Not really thinking about it, I lifted up the covers so I could get up and piss and maybe get some water, and I had given myself a dutch-oven from hell. It was dank. When I say dank, I'm talking about so bad smelling that if you did it at a family gathering, your own mother would deny that you even exited her vagina. After regaining consciousness, I went about my day normally. Much later that day, OUT OF THE BLUE, I needed to shit. It felt like my butt-hole had been lit on fire. I remembered the jalepenos from the night before tasting pretty fucking hot, but I could never have expected them to burn so much more as they exited my body. I love jalepenos.

I've been voting hard on flashes for a while now without turnning my whistle to crap, the most affect I've seen is after my review of don't mute me, the vote dropped from a 4.5 to a 3.7, aside from this my voting power has been in vein, especially considering how Legend of link 4 made #2 of all time for a brief period, My god I hate flashes that pass only due to the use of sprites. But still there are rather good ones such as super mario bros z and mario vs sonic s.e.

From what I've seen, newgrounds is a thin line away from becoming 4chan if not there already. he only divider I've seen is newgrounds isn't a sausage fest, we gots teh womenz. To complain about cock jokes and spam flashes is to hate most user made content on the internet, and if you've watched collabs lead by stamper or anything with a Tom Fulp flash,you can tell it's encouraged here, and goddamn isn't it funny

By the way, if your communist, can I have your car so I can pawn it for some x-box games in my capialist society?

I already gave my car to your father for a blowjob.

Aye, boyo, i'm irish and a capatilist and i can sure as hell say that i don't like cock or der damn flashes made fer nuthin. I agree to your meetin.

hi. you love dick.